Tailmutzod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-powerful skunk.

Tailmutzod created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailmutzod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailmutzod, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailmutzod's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tailmutzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight rats approach from the south.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.