Wanxintif is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless skunk.

Wanxintif created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanxintif, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wanxintif, he will think nothing of it.

Wanxintif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wanxintif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing cyan skirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.

2. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Wanxintif must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.