Binvabnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking frog.

Binvabnurt created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Binvabnurt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binvabnurt, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Binvabnurt's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Binvabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about bacteria.