Mitbudbed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, astonishing faun.

Mitbudbed created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Mitbudbed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitbudbed, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mitbudbed's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mitbudbed's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.