Dumkinrentailpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless dragon.

Dumkinrentailpak created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dumkinrentailpak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumkinrentailpak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dumkinrentailpak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dumkinrentailpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.