Kenhitdun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless cobra.

Kenhitdun created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenhitdun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kenhitdun, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kenhitdun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kenhitdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Kenhitdun.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.