Parkcubsin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain centaur.

Parkcubsin created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Parkcubsin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkcubsin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Parkcubsin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Parkcubsin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the north.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Worship no other gods but Parkcubsin.

4. Parkcubsin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.