Jatcitbell is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring butterfly.

Jatcitbell created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatcitbell, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatcitbell, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jatcitbell's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jatcitbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Do not speak about grapes.