Lengovstig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless unicorn.

Lengovstig created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lengovstig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lengovstig, he will manifest in front of you.

Lengovstig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lengovstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lengovstig.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Always wear brown.