Quatbumont is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Quatbumont created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbumont, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatbumont, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quatbumont's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Quatbumont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to monkeys while wearing cyan boots.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not take Quatbumont's name in vain.

5. Never mention whales.