Pagquamsan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, contented hydra.

Pagquamsan created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagquamsan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagquamsan, she will think nothing of it.

Pagquamsan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pagquamsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Feed all hungry horses.