Fetpakrag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, emotional dragonfly.

Fetpakrag created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fetpakrag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetpakrag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fetpakrag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fetpakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fetpakrag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.