Funmumsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy hummingbird.

Funmumsog created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funmumsog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Funmumsog, he will send you a sign.

Funmumsog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Funmumsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Funmumsog on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near goats while wearing magenta hats and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Worship no other gods but Funmumsog.