Nibzagnut Armyikkanfomxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nibzagnut Armyikkanfomxuck created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibzagnut Armyikkanfomxuck, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nibzagnut Armyikkanfomxuck, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nibzagnut Armyikkanfomxuck's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nibzagnut Armyikkanfomxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Never wear white kilts.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never sit near birds.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.