Farpodzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited fly.

Farpodzen created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farpodzen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farpodzen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Farpodzen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Farpodzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing white rings and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.