Nutzod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong raven.

Nutzod created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nutzod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nutzod, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nutzod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nutzod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never feed oranges to voles while wearing purple skirts.

3. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.