Wadsisbaf Tapcebten is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, blissful fox.

Wadsisbaf Tapcebten created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadsisbaf Tapcebten, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadsisbaf Tapcebten, it will turn you into a tree.

Wadsisbaf Tapcebten's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wadsisbaf Tapcebten's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Never talk about special relativity near doves while wearing pink ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your hands.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.