Loopwabpan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able duck.

Loopwabpan created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopwabpan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Loopwabpan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Loopwabpan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Loopwabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Loopwabpan on top of important buildings.