Vagbopwik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering lion.

Vagbopwik created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbopwik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagbopwik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vagbopwik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vagbopwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Always help manatees in need.