Lunsidbop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent duck.

Lunsidbop created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunsidbop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunsidbop, it will be very unhappy.

Lunsidbop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lunsidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Lunsidbop on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt doves.