Sadbambam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty dog.

Sadbambam created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sadbambam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadbambam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sadbambam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sadbambam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve mice, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Do not take Sadbambam's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.