Timveencet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking hippopotamus.

Timveencet created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timveencet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timveencet, it will manifest in front of you.

Timveencet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Timveencet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing indigo shorts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your legs.