Pasgidsug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy skunk.

Pasgidsug created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgidsug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasgidsug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pasgidsug's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pasgidsug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

5. You must never eat beans.