Rowbogjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful troll.

Rowbogjop created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbogjop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowbogjop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rowbogjop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rowbogjop's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never think about planets.