Tigjanbadfed is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast cat.

Tigjanbadfed created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjanbadfed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tigjanbadfed, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tigjanbadfed's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tigjanbadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Put Tigjanbadfed first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.