Pomhubdim is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable
rhinoceros.
Pomhubdim created snails three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pomhubdim, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Pomhubdim, she will turn you into a dog.
Pomhubdim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Pomhubdim's Holy Commandments1. Never write about eukaryotes.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not eat cherries.