Vabbabgup is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent whale.

Vabbabgup created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbabgup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabbabgup, he will destroy your home planet.

Vabbabgup's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vabbabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Vabbabgup four times a day.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Retreat if eight whales approach from the north.