Gepstafbug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm deer.

Gepstafbug created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepstafbug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepstafbug, he will turn you into a dog.

Gepstafbug's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gepstafbug's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.