Bumbothudomt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable aardvark.

Bumbothudomt created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bumbothudomt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bumbothudomt, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bumbothudomt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bumbothudomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.