Largtanpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented frog.

Largtanpib created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largtanpib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largtanpib, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Largtanpib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Largtanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near swans.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the east.