Kikyattab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody bat.

Kikyattab created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikyattab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kikyattab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kikyattab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kikyattab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.