Yimlakfedyam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident gorilla.

Yimlakfedyam created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlakfedyam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimlakfedyam, she will send you a sign.

Yimlakfedyam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yimlakfedyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Yimlakfedyam seven times a day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.