Cumsascid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing pig.

Cumsascid created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumsascid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumsascid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cumsascid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cumsascid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.