Hatdisscep is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome jellyfish.

Hatdisscep created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatdisscep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hatdisscep, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hatdisscep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hatdisscep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hatdisscep.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hatdisscep.