Hugbidstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humorless elephant.

Hugbidstrag created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbidstrag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hugbidstrag, he will be very unhappy.

Hugbidstrag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hugbidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.