Megbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical ant.

Megbeg created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megbeg, she will turn you into a plant.

Megbeg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Megbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not speak about spinach.