Bidkopbig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless armadillo.

Bidkopbig created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidkopbig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidkopbig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bidkopbig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bidkopbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Bidkopbig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.