Vonboghub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring gnu.

Vonboghub created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonboghub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonboghub, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vonboghub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vonboghub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near moths while wearing green coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.