Parkyattcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm faun.

Parkyattcet created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Parkyattcet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Parkyattcet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Parkyattcet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Parkyattcet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.