Gabtonknabmipnibzig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident chicken.

Gabtonknabmipnibzig created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabtonknabmipnibzig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabtonknabmipnibzig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gabtonknabmipnibzig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gabtonknabmipnibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gabtonknabmipnibzig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help ants.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Always help shrews in need.