Wongoftam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic ferret.

Wongoftam created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongoftam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wongoftam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wongoftam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wongoftam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Do not take Wongoftam's name in vain.

5. Never paint your arms orange.