Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful wyrm.

Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Budgamwipdavflanjin Fidfumkikarplattifdussfoss loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never eat green fruit.