Jincatcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise goblin.

Jincatcib created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincatcib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jincatcib, he will cry a lot.

Jincatcib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jincatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.