Mifxenvab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind crab.

Mifxenvab created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifxenvab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifxenvab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mifxenvab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mifxenvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifxenvab.

5. Worship no other gods but Mifxenvab.