Budgovraw Sawlegbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental fly.

Budgovraw Sawlegbonk created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budgovraw Sawlegbonk, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budgovraw Sawlegbonk, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Budgovraw Sawlegbonk's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Budgovraw Sawlegbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Budgovraw Sawlegbonk loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always obey Budgovraw Sawlegbonk's priests.