Jatpasnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional naga.

Jatpasnur created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatpasnur, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatpasnur, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jatpasnur's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jatpasnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never paint your face gray.