Sasbud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental crab.

Sasbud created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasbud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sasbud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sasbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sasbud.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing brown ear rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sasbud.