Ponpakhakflamgonriglig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident duck.

Ponpakhakflamgonriglig created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponpakhakflamgonriglig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ponpakhakflamgonriglig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ponpakhakflamgonriglig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ponpakhakflamgonriglig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponpakhakflamgonriglig.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Ponpakhakflamgonriglig on top of important buildings.