Milmiglog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited jellyfish.

Milmiglog created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milmiglog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Milmiglog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Milmiglog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Milmiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near hamsters while wearing purple scarves and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Milmiglog loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.