Getgadcum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful swallow.

Getgadcum created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgadcum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getgadcum, he will strike you with lightening.

Getgadcum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Getgadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not take Getgadcum's name in vain.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.